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Katie Hager

DENNIS: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)



SUMMARY  
Geek Speak Status: Contributing Writer
E-mail: lupusacerbus@gmail.com
Nationality: American
Preferred Nationality:

Narnian

Known Alias(es): I have expunged all my aliases from the historical record.
Michael Bay is... living in my bathroom making a dress out of my toilet paper.
GENRE CREDENTIALS  
Gateway Fandom: The Chronicles of Narnia, Redwall and Twenty-Thousand Leagues Under the Sea
Current Addiction(s): Pathfinder (because D&D decided to become WoW), martial arts and watching terrible movies with the help of Rifftrax.
Favorite Movie: Uh . . . what day of the week is it? Tuesday? Well, probably, The Princess Bride.
Favorite TV Show(s): The X-Files, The Twilight Zone.
Favorite Book: Jules Verne's Twenty-Thousand Leagues Under the Sea but if you mention The Mysterious Island, I will shove a live badger up your nose.
Favorite Author: Jack London, Brian Jacques and Frederic S. Durbin.
Guilty Pleasure: 80's music . . . bad 80's music.
Crush(es):

Jimmy Stewart.

Vendetta(s): Please, I did not get to where I am today by letting people know I will be coming for them.
Fan-fiction: pro or con? Well . . . the First Amendment protects it . . . I guess.
THE FINAL 5  
Trek or Wars:

Wars. Unless that also means those abominable prequels . . . then neither.

DC or Marvel: Neither - to the chagrin of my husband, I never got into superheroes.
Vampires or werewolves:

Werewolves.

Dragons or Unicorns:

Unicorns for the win!

Time travel: pro or con?: Pro. I would totally use one of man's greatest scientific achievements for the sole purpose of arranging a date with Jimmy Stewart.

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