Issue 7
September 2010
September 2010
Movie Reviews
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IN THEATERS*
MACHETE
"It was marketed as being a Mexploitation flick, so why make it overly complicated and worn down?" -- David Baldwin
RESIDENT EVIL: AFTERLIFE
"Watching Milla Jovovich perform impossible feats of martial arts, surviving against the odds and shooting the crap out of things is always a good time." -- Rachel Hyland
TOMORROW
WHEN THE WAR BEGAN
"Big shoes to fill, for the person who dares make a movie version of this Australian cornerstone of literary history..." -- Cathy Thomson
IN THEATERS*
MACHETE"It was marketed as being a Mexploitation flick, so why make it overly complicated and worn down?" -- David Baldwin
RESIDENT EVIL: AFTERLIFE"Watching Milla Jovovich perform impossible feats of martial arts, surviving against the odds and shooting the crap out of things is always a good time." -- Rachel Hyland
TOMORROW
WHEN THE WAR BEGAN"Big shoes to fill, for the person who dares make a movie version of this Australian cornerstone of literary history..." -- Cathy Thomson
MOVIE MARATHON
Our topic this month:
Videogame Movies
DOA:
DEAD OR ALIVE"DOA is a fighting tournament to which you get an invite by being generally awesome in a fight... it helps if you win the fight in underwear, a bikini, or super-hot ninja gear." -- Brad Crammond
HOUSE
OF THE DEAD"For anyone who has still not journeyed into the depths of the bad filmmaking abyss to see the film, I immediately urge you not to." -- David Baldwin
STREET
FIGHTER"I agree with most out there that Street Fighter is also a pretty pathetic film, which was doomed to failure from the beginning, being based on a video game." -- William Cashin
STREET FIGHTER:
THE LEGEND OF CHUN-LI "I would have liked to have witnessed the meeting in which this movie was green-lit. 'Hey, Let's make a new Street Fighter movie but limit the amount of fight scenes...' -- K. Burtt
SUPER
MARIO BROS."Oh, Mario! Oh, Luigi! Oh, Princess Daisy and you wacky, highly evolved dinosaurs from a parallel dimension! I love you guys!" -- Rachel Hyland
Our topic next month: Horror Movies. What with Halloween and all.
