Now that society has a certain... open-mindedness about some touchy subjects, someone like me can come out of the closet, and what better forum to do that than right here in the inaugural issue of Geek Speak Magazine? Yes, that's right, I'm not ashamed to admit it... <Insert Deep Breath Here>... I am a grown, mature man (well, I suppose all three of those are up for debate, but that's a discussion for another time and place) who enjoys reading kids’ books... and I have done so, even before all of the Harry-Potter-kind-of-makes-it-okay-for-adults-to-read-literature-meant-for-people-less-than-half-their-age-or-more hype. (Well, what kind of coming out announcement were you expecting? This is a review of a Young Adult series!)

So what does one do upon making an announcement such as that? Why, try and convert everyone else to one's way of thinking, of course! And what better way to do so than by reviewing Brian Jacques' masterpiece of Young Adult Fantasy (and no, that's not the same thing as the fantasies of young adults), the Redwall series.

The Redwall universe, introduced in the cleverly-titled first book Redwall, centers around the animals (mice, squirrels, otters, etc..) of Mossflower Wood, focused particularly on those who live inside Redwall Abbey, a place of sanctuary and healing for all those in need. Just this very premise sets the tone of fantasy, for it requires the use of one's imagination in order to accept that rodents and other animals all have human abilities and characteristics, while still retaining the qualities specific to their respective species. (Note: If you have misplaced your imagination, I have decided to start selling parts of my own...yes, you heard me correctly—you too can own and use part of my over-flowing, ever-stimulating, always conspiring, Pong-looking-for-a-Ping imagination. Send in your order today!)

If I had to pick one word to describe the series, it would be: magical. This is actually a tad odd when one considers that there isn’t any magic involved anywhere in the books. But the series is magical, nonetheless. Upon reading it for the first time, the climax of Redwall gave me chills, and I can't begin to describe the excitement I felt when I discovered that a prequel (the second book in the series, Mossflower) had been released (well, I could try to describe it, but you'd probably just pity me). So what is it about the series that makes it so good? Well, follow me as we journey to the next paragraph to discover...

... it is extremely well written. First, the characters are always quite believable. Each character has his or her own distinct personality, despite the large number of characters in each book. Many series get way too bogged down in characters and the reader loses interest, but here, strange as it might seem, we really do care about these rodents, and their fight for their lives. Combine this with a very smooth and eloquent use of language (again, it is geared toward a younger audience, so it is a very easy read for those of us who are, well, not), full of colorful descriptions and some clever riddles, and you have a yourself an incredible book that can be enjoyed by readers of all ages. But that's not all, for Brian Jacques has a secret weapon (and, no, he didn't buy it from my secret weapon store "K's Kiosk of Killer **CENSORED**" [Sorry, I can't tell you that final word—if I did, it wouldn't be a SECRET, now would it?]), and that weapon is...

...food. Yep, Brian Jacques loves to write about food. His descriptions of the various meals, whether a massive feast, or a simple backpack full of traveling rations, really complete the already vivid picture the reader has in mind. One just can't resist reading the rest of the book... oh, and before you ask, no, none of the series' book's pages taste as good as the descriptions printed upon them (not even with honey mustard, depressingly). You'd think they'd have tried at least one read-n-taste printing by now.

So, you may be thinking "well, that's all well and good... but what is the series about?” Well, on the surface, the plot of the first book may seem fairly standard: Redwall Abbey is under attack by an evil Sea-Rat called Cluny the Scourge (what a great name for an antagonist!), and a young mouse named Matthias must rise to the occasion and go on a quest to recover the legendary sword of Martin the Warrior in order to stop Cluny and save his friends. But that's just on the surface; there is a lot more to the book. Underlying throughout are themes (among others) of: life, death, courage, good vs. evil, friendship, and teamwork. Everything a young, impressionable mind needs. (Next to my latest self-help tape on "How to be an Evil Overlord on $5 a day"...order now, and get a free trial sample of my imagination!) These themes are prevalent throughout the rest of the books in the series (up to 22 and counting, with the latest book, The Sable Queen, having been released just last month). Each book takes place at some new/different time in the Redwall timeline, ranging from before the Abbey was built to well after, and there is little overlap between books (with a few exceptions). Despite the disconnect inherent in always introducing new characters, the themes of the books remain.

Having said all that, though, there are a few issues with the series. One, which one could perhaps deduce from the previous paragraph, the plots are all somewhat similar, and after the first, oh, ten or so, they get rather derivative and/or cookie-cutter-esque (though that does go along nicely with the food motif mentioned above). Some are better than others, sure, but still extremely Redwallian. But here is where I discover an issue in writing this review: despite my best efforts to remain a Young Adult (up to and including a variety of nefarious schemes reminiscent of Pinky and the Brain – I leave it to you, dear readers, to determine which of those two I am most like), time continues to pass, thus making it harder to judge the entire series. For me, carbon copy plots become more and more noticeable, and the books in the middle of the series all tend to blend together for me. Were I a Young(er) Adult now, and able to read all the books in a short period of time, my opinion could be different. But the books are still good, written at a quality higher than much of the category’s offerings.

The bottom line (in case you were confused at any point during this review) is that this series, despite being geared toward Young Adults, is highly entertaining, well written, and worth reading by anyone (yes, even you... yeah, you... I'm looking at you... that computer monitor of yours isn't as secure as you think it is). So go! Locate the first book and go read! For the good of the people, go!

  -- K. Burtt