Why The Top 13?
Sure, there’s Saturn 3, Babylon 5, Blake’s 7 and District 9. But what number could be geekier than 13? Not only is there its inherent creepiness, but there’s also The 13th Immortal, The 13th Warrior and The 13th Floor. There’s spooky gore-fest Friday the 13th, and those plucky, kick-ass comic book kids, Gen13. There’s Warehouse 13, The X-Files’ oft-referenced 1013, and the 13 tribes of Kobol. Plus, the Munsters lived at 1313 Mockingbird Lane.
So, we at Geek Speak Magazine bring you the Top 13 of... well, whatever strikes our fancy.
Just be glad we didn’t elect to go with The Top 1701...
1. Mystery Science Theater 3000 (MST3K)
The
ultimate in genre parody, this irreverent look at some of
the worst movies ever made is easily a geek’s best example
of what to do with those lemons life hands out so readily.
Despite its somewhat labored premise -- the evil Dr
Forrester (series writer Trace Beaulieu) sends hapless
janitor Joel (series creator Joel Hodgson) into orbit, where
he is forced to watch the detritus of world cinema, in order
to test thought-control and torture techniques -- it is
endlessly entertaining, full of wit, sarcasm and sly,
knowing humor. Joel -- and, later, Mike (series Head Writer
Michael J. Nelson) -- watch the movies alongside two robots
Joel created, whom he clearly programmed with his own
pointed sarcasm and wide knowledge of pop culture; they
comment (or “riff”) on the many, many failings of these
efforts, with often hilarious results. Favorite MST3K
outings include Manos, the Hands of Fate, Eegah, Ring of
Terror, The Brain that Wouldn’t Die, and the much
under-rated Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie. 2. Galaxy Quest (1999)
“You’re
not gonna die on the planet, Guy,” Jason Nesmith (Tim Allen)
tells a quivering former Galaxy Quest guest star, when the
show’s actors find themselves living a real-life space
adventure. “I’m not? Then what’s my last name?” Guy (Sam
Rockwell) demands. Nesmith confesses ignorance. “Nobody
knows,” Guy says futilely. “You know why? Because my
character isn’t important enough for a last name. Because
I’m gonna die five minutes in.” Perfect! Galaxy Quest
is a loving, light-hearted, laugh-out-loud look at Star
Trek (and its ilk), the nature of fame, and the nature
of fandom.3. Discworld by Terry Pratchett
Spanning
three decades and 38 novels (including five Young Adult
outings... plus, a picture book!), Terry Pratchett’s
Discworld is unparalleled in the field of genre parody. The
Disc sits on the back of four giant elephants that stand on
the back of a giant turtle. On that disc are a panoply of
diverse, interesting characters, all of whom exist in a
perpetual state of confusion, brought about by living in a
world where magic and mysticism stand side-by-side with
pragmatism and prurience. Spawning an industry of
illustrated companions, maps, quiz books, diaries and
science texts -- even a collection of recipes! – there can
be no doubt that Discworld is the most successful parody
franchise of all time (sorry, National Lampoon!). There are
stage adaptations, TV adaptations (both animated and live
action), graphic novel and comic book adaptations, as well
as BBC radio adaptations. Holding up a mirror to such
subjects as religion, freedom, democracy, belief, notoriety
and racism -- and, in the recent Unseen Academicals,
football – the Discworld novels rarely disappoint. The best
include: Guards! Guards!, Soul Music, Pyramids, Reaper
Man, Small Gods and The Truth. Best characters: Carrot,
Nanny Ogg, Lord Vetinari, Moist von Lipwig,
Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler, The Librarian, The Luggage, and
-- of course -- Death.Check out our review of the latest novel of the Discworld, Unseen Academicals!
4. Jose Chung’s From Outer Space (1996)
Brought
to us by writer/actor Darin Morgan -- a man almost entirely
responsible for the self-deprecatory comedy episode so
prevalent today -- “Jose Chung’s From Outer Space”
(03.20) is the account of the eponymous author’s research
into the phenomenon of alien abduction. Through interviews
and flashbacks, we see The X-Files team of Mulder
and Scully as they appear to the townsfolk and conspiracy
theorists they encounter throughout their investigations. It
pokes gentle fun at everything -- alien encounters, the
Roswell cult, Role Playing Games, TV decency standards,
Scully’s hair, Mulder’s…Mulder-ness (“I think he was a
mandroid”), and just when you’re laughing your ass off, it
ends on a surprisingly wistful note. Other Darin Morgan acts
of brilliance include Season 2’s “Small Potatoes” (“But I
am an FBI agent”), Season 3’s “Clyde Bruckman’s
Final Repose” (“I’m supposed to believe that’s a real
name?”) and “War of the Coprophages” (“Who died now?”), and
Jose Chung’s further appearance in The X-Files’
sister show, Millennium, sees the controversial
author take on the Church of Scientology with predictably
hilarious results -- but it is “Jose Chung's From
Outerspace" that really set the benchmark for all such
self-aware, tongue-in-cheek, a-sly-wink-to-the-audience fun.
5. “The Saga Begins” by Weird Al Yankovic (1999)
“A
long, long time ago...” begin the familiar strains of
“American Pie,” by Don McLean “... in a galaxy far away,
Naboo was under an attack,” continues the parody by Weird
Al. “So I thought me and Qui Gon Jinn, could talk the
Federation into maybe cutting them a little slack. But their
response, it didn’t thrill us; they locked the doors and
tried to kill us. We escaped from that gas, then met Jar Jar
and Boss Nass...” A simply brilliant retelling of
Episode 1: The Phantom Menace in song, from the
perspective of Obi Won Kenobi. (Honorable Weird Al Mentions: “Yoda” and “Pretty Fly for a Jedi.”)
Ahead: Hitchhiker's, Scream, Wormhole X-Treme! and
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